Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
night vale girl scout!!
ONE THOUSAND NOTES YOU GUYS I CANT’ EVEN
LOOK AT HOW CUTE MAZ IS, AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF HER OUTFIT
I don’t really blog Night Vale any more but this is my friend Maz, look at how fuckin cute and talented she is
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
A very pregnant Georgia Moffett eating ice cream with a stalk of celery.
a true child of the fifth doctor
you know that celery was there on PURPOSE
it’s all she was allowed to eat as a child
"but dad I’m not gonna get poisoned by magic gas"
"eat your fucking celery georgia"
and now being married to david means everyone has to wear converse and pinstripes and nothing else
"david he’s an infant"
"and these are his first converse"
"gdi david he’s as big as the shoe"
family dinners are the worst because david and peter sit in the corner playing with figurines of themselves with their favourite creatures that actually belong to the kids
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL